Dear Soup Dragon
I’ve taken to hiding from the humans as there are quite animated discussions going on around the selection and volume of clothing that the female one wishes to take. I’ve packed my few bits and bobs in the back pack that she made me.
I’m a bit concerned about the need for a passport as it’s not something I needed when I travelled from our moon, far far away. I’ll just wing it and see what happens. Better watch out for those 4 legged things called ‘doggies’ at the ports and borders.
I’m missing your green soup and blue string pudding. These humans seem to eat nothing but a dish called ‘curry’. Aparently, once we get over the water we’ll be existing on Brie, Bordeaux and Brioche – whatever that is!